do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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