I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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