When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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