Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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