they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Randomize
