My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i believe in u and ur pee
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