what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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