The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
