That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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