I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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