I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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