You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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