I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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