ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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