plz talk dirty to me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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