jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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