Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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