i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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