haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You're so nebulous sometimes
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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