Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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