Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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