Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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