How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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