i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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