Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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