i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and she was petting her beer can
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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