i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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