i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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