David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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