HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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