You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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