member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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