Sponge bath it is.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
