The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just pynch a tree in the face
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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