if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
