so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
