Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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