"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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