forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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