I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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