She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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