dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
