this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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