everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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