i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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