He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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