He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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