i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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