she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Mom said you looked used
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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