he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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